It is NOT too late to invite me to a Halloween party

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My dearest 834 Facebook friends,

I know that I seem like a chill and approachable socialite who is invited to parties all the time.

And I, of course, am just that.

You’re correct to assume that I am constantly invited to parties. Cool parties in nice apartments with more than one bathroom, and parties in clubs where they put different drinks in bottles.

Like the Fourth of July and New Year’s Eve, Halloween is good for hot people with tons of friends. Which is what I am, so don’t worry about that. 

But this year, I just wanted to put out a little reminder that it’s not too late to invite me to a Halloween party.  Read more…

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