It’s 100 days until ‘The Last Jedi’. Here’s what to expect

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Breathe. Just breathe. And then start your countdown clocks. 

In 100 nights from Tuesday, September 5, Star Wars fans will be lining up for early showings of the next chapter in the Skywalker Saga: The Last Jedi. So if you’ve been living in Westeros for most of the summer, it’s time to get your head out of Game of Thrones and into hyperspace. 

About all you really need to know about The Last Jedi, also known as Star Wars Episode 8, is that it picks up precisely where The Force Awakens left us in 2015 — with Rey (Daisy Ridley) on a rocky island on the planet Ahch-to, wordlessly offering hermit Luke Skywalker his old lightsaber back. Read more…

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Here are all the deportable offenses Trump’s crappy children have committed

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President Trump has decided to end protections for DACA recipients — but he’s after the wrong people.

On Tuesday, Trump announced that he’d be giving Congress six months to devise legislation to protect Dreamers, as the people protected by DACA are known, or else. Close to 800,000 undocumented people, 91% of whom work and 0% of whom have a criminal record, would be eligible for deportation if Congress does not act.

Even scarier, because of the nature of the order, many of these young adults could be deported before the end of the six month period.

This, while Trump’s strangely oily adult children continue to enjoy total freedom in a country they so brazenly exploit.  Read more…

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Here are 7 remarkable facts about the ’80s cult classic film ‘Spaceballs’

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We’re celebrating another 30th anniversary this week, with SPACEBAAAAAALLLLLLLS! Watch out, because the Schwartz was with us when we set out to find some obscure facts about this ’80s space adventure parody. Leave a thumbs up if you want us to do a part 2! Read more…

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